snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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xseahavenx:

Honestly, are a few beers, blunts and booty grabs too much to ask for?

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via guy)

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ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks, via guy)

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itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

(Source: shovel-girl, via superior-homosexual)

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It used to be about trying to do something. Now it’s about trying to be someone. Margaret Thatcher (via unplannedchild)

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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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